Ballad for a Beauty Queen

Her Mama told her to be clean
So she could be a beauty queen
She was the cutest teen
I’d ever seen
With bod so hot and eyes so green.


When she was one and twenty,
We connected and spoke plenty.
We spent nights so long
Doing nothing wrong
Driving round in my old Bentley.


At thirty one, she had three boys,
Leaving me without my toys.
So I went out on the town
Cause she’d lost her beauty crown
And found myself some other joys.


At forty, she was foul and fat
Worn out from her mother hat
I yelled at her in our ‘talk’
Grabbed my things and did a walk,
Like many a man, a faithless rat!


A decade later, I saw a beauty queen,
An older woman with a sheen.
She was the prettiest lady I’d ever seen
With bod so hot and eyes so green,
You can guess. I was keen.

 I looked again and saw my wife
Smiling sweetly, full of life,
A happy, sexy woman now.
I gasped out loud with a wow.
Sorry for my previous strife.


These days I see the beauty queen
The sexiest lady I’ve ever seen
With bod so hot and eyes so green
A 50s mama full of life
Who once used to be my wife.

You could say I’m a sorry man
Who belatedly became a fan
Of a red hot mama beauty queen.
With bod so hot and eyes so green
She doesn’t need this has-been.

With bod so hot and eyes so green,
My ex wife doesn’t need this has-been.